When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
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Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
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God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
I need water and some morals
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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