nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
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aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
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Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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