vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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