I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
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I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
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If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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