I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
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Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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