You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
Randomize
