i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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