i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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