I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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