His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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