i just had sex bonerless
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
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while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
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You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
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