My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
