We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
i need some magic done to my vagina
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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