You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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