i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
