All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
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I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
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Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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