If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
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I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
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