idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
I have tasted many bathrooms
Randomize
