people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
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This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
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He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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