Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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