Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
you traded sex for a burrito?
I queefed so loud it echoed.
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He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
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I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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