I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
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I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
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I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss