Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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