I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
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When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
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Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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