honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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