At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Randomize
