dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
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Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
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Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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