She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
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I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
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I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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