Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
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Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
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And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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