I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
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