Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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