Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
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I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
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Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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