I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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