i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
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i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
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How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
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