i already hear my dad disowning me
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
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I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
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Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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