just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
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last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
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idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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