I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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