3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
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