i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
