I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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