We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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