I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
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It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
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Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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