Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
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The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
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I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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