i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
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"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
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I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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So... How much of our rent is drug money?
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.