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(514): View more from Quebec

Good luck man

(1-514): View more from Quebec

I dont need it. Shes easy.

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(512): View more from Texas

hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?

(1-512): View more from Texas

yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.

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(310): View more from California

Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)

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(864): View more from South Carolina

I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger

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(682): View more from Texas

aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow

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(330): View more from Ohio

I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker

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(843): View more from South Carolina

I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.

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(512): View more from Texas

Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point

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(586): View more from Michigan

You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?

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