I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
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what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
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If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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