Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
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Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
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They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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