we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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