Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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