I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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