sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
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I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
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I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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