Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Randomize
