you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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