what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
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You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
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From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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